Hey, Welcome to anther useless page that means nothing unless your a geeky nerd dude that lives for not to funny web sites. whats that? you are a geeky nurd dude with a limp dick? GREAT! come on in, but first, let me explain myself.
My name is none of your business so fuck off. when I was two years old, I slobbered all over myself. which means nothing now, but I thought I'd bring it up( I really got to stop say such embarrassing things with out thinking first). so why are you wasting your time with my stupid little page? because your an idiot and I'm just dumb, which makes me superior to you in every way (Except up, I think). Now on my little page, you might CUM across some bad language, it's pretty normal for me to say Fuck, Shit, Piss, Cunt, Mother Fucker, Ass Hole, Dick Head, Shit Smear, Ass Master, Faggot, Faggot Lover, and of course the always delightful word "PUSSY!" I've always liked the word "pussy", probably because I'm not gay. whats that? you still didn't get your question answered? what was it? (I have a very short attention span. some times I can just ramble on and on about absolutely nothing. but some times I'm okay and just keep my big yap shut. but like I said, I ramble and ramble and ramble with out even knowing it. so in closing, yes, I think midgets should be able to walk the street for our amusement.) Oh, thats right, you were asking what the hell this page is all's about, right? Well, I don't know. (Maybe I should have thought this thing out more before I made hats and t-shirts and spent fifty thousand dollars on a TV commercial on the WB) And I probably never will know. but who cares? do you care? do I care? will who else is worth thinking about but me.......uh, and you two...of course. Because I care about you (the stupid guy with money), and I wont you here (the really hot chick with nothing on), and I'm thinking of you (again, the really hot chick with nothing on), So, enjoy this shitty little page that has nothing to do with anything. whats that? your tired of reading? why? don't you find me interesting? don't you like me? don't you wont to talk to me? of course you do, your a stupid little gonkulator geek with nothing better to do but read and jerk off to some guy you think is a "SEXY" chick in a chat room. thats right, I was pretending to be a chick!- I mean, people...pretend...two..be......lets move on shale we? Click on the thing that says "click here to go to the other page", and that will take you to the other page. I can't believe I hade to explain that to you. boy, you really are stupid.