HEY, LETS MAKE FUN OF SOME PORN!

Okay, heres how this thing works, you stupid geek: under the porn there will be writing in "these things" to signify the chick talking. words in (these things) means that's what she's thinking. when you see *these*, that means some one else is talking. okay? okay.

 

"think theses pants are two tight?" "And that's how you pick up dimes."

(I've never been on an interview like this before.)

 

"Freeze, scum!" "See, this is where the ugly sticks hit the most."

 

Amusing, no?

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